Michael isn't going to leave Paradise with Lisa like he wanted, so he gives up on love and leaves Paradise altogether. Lisa and Luke end up leaving together too as they can make this work on the outside because holidaying is such a Millenial thing to do (sad news seen on Luke’s IG story this morning that he and Lisa aren’t together because he stuffed it up). Elora takes Apollo out on a date and answers all his questions perfectly. A new Canadian named Tom (self-given nickname of Hercules) arrives in Paradise only to be rejected by Megan and 2 other women for a date. So Jarrod, Apollo and Sam take him on a date and get all slippery in a milk bath. Best #Broment in Paradise so far. Hercules doesn't get a rose and leaves.
PS. I'm just going to leave this here...
Michael has gotten very tired of playing the one man edition of limbo. He asks Lisa if he stands a chance with her. Sadly she says no. So he decides to leave because he feels like everyone's Good Luck Chuck. Before you know it he's gone. At least we got some closure, unlike Laurina. I'm still upset about that. Lisa then gets the idea to leave Paradise too, but with Luke. She believes they can continue on the outside as she'd rather be doing chores and getting on with life than holiday in Paradise. But he doesn't want to leave. So they end the relationship and she leaves. Is Luke leaving too or is he letting her go? Oh damn, he left too. If people are going to leave, can you please make it clear!
Apollo and Sammy share a broment in a hammock together while Elora casually works out directly in Apollo's line of sight.
We cross over to the beach cam to find Sam and Luke strolling along holding each other's hand while sipping on cocktails. Aww how sweet. But their broment is cut short when Sam sees the camera… #NotAlone
Back to my Megan / Jake confusion... Megan is freaked out by the mere idea of not waking up next to or being with Jake, but at the same time admits that she's got a connection with Hercules. Keira suggests Megan go on a date with Hercules to just get to know him. But before Megan even begins forming the sentence to answer her, Hercules has walked over (much to Jake's jealousy) to ask her on said date. Is he psychic? Maybe not. She does say no and he's deflated because he knows they have chemistry and that she's lying to herself.
Jarrod throws them all into the milk bath and begins rubbing Pure Fiji sugar scrub, coconut oil and coconut moisturiser on the guys. Sam's bants have kicked up a few levels and we are loving it! "I dropped the soooooaaaap." They all relax in the milk tub drinking coconut daiquiri’s and don’t even care about tonight’s Rose Ceremony. Sam’s glad they’ve all had a pamper because he’ll probably get 2 roses from the Pure Fiji product glow he’s got along with the piece of orange he has behind his ear. This 4 man tub is the best thing to happen to Paradise! #ThankYou #SamsBants #DropTheSoap #ManSpa #4InATub #MilkManBath #Broment #BetterThanTheChocolateBath
Everyone is ready for the impending rose ceremony and head to the bar for a few cocktails. Apollo takes Elora off to one side to see if she's ok, given that he went on a date with Simone first and well, you know... Apollo doesn't like drama (can’t wait for Simone to explode and Apollo to run). Elora tells him she's fine but we all know she's just taken another hit.
Up Next: New girls, another love square in the fight to win Apollo's heart, someone arrives (again?) in Paradise that ruffles Jake's feathers to the point where he's refusing to listen or talk to Megan and storms off like a child... Could it be Flo? Or Davey? Who could upset Jake that much? I cannot wait to find out.
#Broment #LoveShackSnacks #ThankYou #SamsBants #DropTheSoap #ManSpa #4InATub #MilkManBath #Broment #BetterThanTheChocolateBath #LastDrinksAnyone #Team Jeira #TeamAliG #BachelorInParadiseAU