We kick episode 4 off with more catty calls from Cat, Romy and Alisha. They're all mimicking Vanessa Sunshine's un-sunshiney sitting by the pool disposition while making der noises... Yes ladies and gents, this is what happens when mean girls start to run out of material.
single date #3
Badgie takes Russian goddess Dasha on a fly fishing date. It's really quite cute because he manages to get the stunning PT down to her bikini, without fainting, and into some waders. "What are waders... Do you mean like Darth Waders?" Bingo Dasha! You just scored a 10 on the genius pun meter. But not quite. Waders are just fishing pants you can (wade for it) wade into the water in. They both have a good yarn about what they're both looking for in a partner. As Dasha has a young son, she seems to have her head firmly screwed on. So her answers are spot on as far as I'm concerned. He gives her a rose and they have a lovely long pash beside the super romantic, er, swamp.
group date #3
The girls all turn up to Allianz stadium for the first ever, sorry inaugural Bachelor games whereby the women must split up into 2 teams and tag other team members out with arrows. Sounds very Hunger Games, but I'll watch. There are big foam blocks on the end, so they couldn't possibly hurt anyone... Except for one girl getting Badgie right in his wedding tackle with a harmless foam arrow. The girl who hit the most people in the game was Cass, but for some reason Badgie thinks that Cat was the better team player. So he takes her out on a single date instead.
They chat over some nibbles and champagne. Cat boldly pushes herself closer and closer to Badgie's face because she thinks they have sexual chemistry. We can all see that she's wanting a big snog so she throws her arms around him and asks if she can tempt him... Ooh that's a hard no. She tries to shrug it off like it doesn't matter, but it does. Awks.
They chat over some nibbles and champagne. Cat boldly pushes herself closer and closer to Badgie's face because she thinks they have sexual chemistry. We can all see that she's wanting a big snog so she throws her arms around him and asks if she can tempt him... Ooh that's a hard no. She tries to shrug it off like it doesn't matter, but it does. Awks.
cocktail party / rose cermony
Back at Bachie Manor, Blair turns up in active wear to put Badgie in high school style detention. It works to her advantage because she is a PE Teacher and she's got an amazing figure. According to the meal girls Blair looks better in active wear than a cocktail dress. Then bookend the conversation with, "But she's a massive bogan"... FFS girls, you have all got to go. Come on Producers, there's a movement going, get em dumped!
They all survive the rose ceremony, including Cass and Vanessa Sunshine. A couple of girls do end up going. One of them is Steph who is now infamously known as the girl that said: "I can't believe I shaved my legs for this." Woah. I wonder what other lines this next episode will bring out. From what I can see in the preview clip, Romy tells Badgie's Mum (who Cass has met and knows) that Cass is psychotic and isn't on the show for the right reasons. More classic mean girl BS to wait a whole week for.
#TheBachelorAU #PotStirrers #MeanGirls #SassyDucks #DarthWaders
They all survive the rose ceremony, including Cass and Vanessa Sunshine. A couple of girls do end up going. One of them is Steph who is now infamously known as the girl that said: "I can't believe I shaved my legs for this." Woah. I wonder what other lines this next episode will bring out. From what I can see in the preview clip, Romy tells Badgie's Mum (who Cass has met and knows) that Cass is psychotic and isn't on the show for the right reasons. More classic mean girl BS to wait a whole week for.
#TheBachelorAU #PotStirrers #MeanGirls #SassyDucks #DarthWaders